scatlover9000's definitions

scrap armour

when your in need of a condom but don’t actually have any so you grab the closest piece of non hard plastic and a rubber band to secure your laffy spaffy

bro i ran out of condoms yesterday and needed to use some scrap armour

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026

spatty patty

the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face

bro i spatty patty’d my neighbour last week it was straight gas fire flames

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026