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Sparrowing 

When you think a clean glass door or window is open and you fly into it like a sparrow would a glass window. Leaving you slightly dozy until you shake off the embarrassment.
"The new sliding door is super clean so don't go sparrowing through it!"
Sparrowing by Vaughanonymous` April 1, 2013

Jack Sparrowing 

An elevated level of drunkeness that includes slurred speech and swaying while standing. (It is often accompanied with the need to put one's arms out in front of one's self to avoid collisions with walls and/or other surfaces.)
Amanda: I had to help Trent walk home last night—he was Jack Sparrowing!
Jack Sparrowing by Salty Q January 18, 2009

sparrowing 

the classy duck face? Look off into the distance like you're slightly confused. keep your mouth somewhat ajar and your facial muscles slack. now get your photo taken. try to keep your eyes open wide.
im trying to take your picture, why are you staring at nothing looking confused? and why is your mouth open? because you're sparrowing? you're and idiot and i hope a bird shits in your mouth.
sparrowing by ADD hero July 3, 2014

Sparrowinator

Arch nemesis of Lexinizer. Always loses fights or battles.
Is jealous of Lexinizer's good looks.

Destined to become a balloon man at birthday parties and elementary school events.
Call Sparrowinator at 1-800-BAL-LOON
Sparrowinator by super1 January 19, 2011

Sparrowing 

The act of holding your breath after taking a toke on a spliff then as it becomes more difficult to keep the breath in, breathing in. Aiming to take at least 3 breaths before it becomes unbearable and you have to let it out.

Helps if you are standing to allow your lungs full capacity but be sure you have a friend who can catch you when you forget your legs are there!
Dude: Hey man, you know when you hold your breath after a toke, try to breath in when it gets hard to hold it!
Man: *tries* Woooah! Dude, I'm sparrowing!
Sparrowing by Bladeface December 22, 2013

sparrowing 

To torrent or download a pirated software, movies, music, games, etc.
Dude, I'm sparrowing the new Linkin Park album from thepiratebay right now.
sparrowing by sphoenix21 November 29, 2011