sparkle cop 

A policeman or woman that is content to wait until their colleagues are bent over, pinning a criminal to the ground, to stand by and grab the ass of a member of the same sex.

Hey, did you notice how Henderson grabs all the other guys' asses during a bust? He's a Hell of a sparkle cop.

sparkle cop by Speaking the Truth January 11, 2008

sparklecock 

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

sparklecock by spivey May 19, 2004

sparklecock 

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

sparklecock by wreckage May 17, 2004

Sparklecow 

A sparklecow is a wonderful friend to a wonderful person.

named because sparkles are awesome and cows are awesome, but together WOW!

***Does not refer to Adam Lambert in anyway.

Edgar the Stick Buffalo is my sparklecow.

Sparklecow by AnonymouslyAwsome May 2, 2010