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The name of a man who claims to really hate every person ever, but is actually a big softy...with a very short temper
Bro, Spanex, he's really cool once you get past all the... evil
Spanex by Pine-Tree November 10, 2025
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spandexual 

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.
spandexual by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016
Potent anti-psychosis drug in same class as Seroquel. Controls spastic, impulsive behaviors including desire to spray-paint freeway overpasses with graffiti at late night. Not FDA approved.
"What the fuck's wrong with you, Homes ? You tweakin' ?"

"Doc says 50 mg Spazex and my tagging days are over."
Spazex by Miguel del Borracho April 21, 2011

ghetto spanx 

A cheap pair of pantyhose that have been cut off at the feet or above, depending on the level of control needed.
ghetto spanx by maribry July 6, 2010

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends
1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex
a really sexy person that deserves a spanking
" i need a good spankxy tonight"
spankxy by meganmolly December 29, 2007