A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

Spandex Serious by kidmelony August 16, 2012

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Spandex

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

Spandex by Nym September 21, 2005

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Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.

spandex by Biron3000 February 6, 2008

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Spandex Inquisition

(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.

Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!

Spandex Inquisition by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011

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