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spanard

An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.
Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.
by Hilltopper December 15, 2008
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spanard

adjective. Label or description of a man or a woman of spanish decent and or of spanish origin (i.e. Cubans, Mexicans, Filipinos) acting like a bastard.

Can also be used as an insult.
'You met jose the other day?'
'just another spanard..'
'I hear that.'
by Just in. March 4, 2009
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Spaniard Movement

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.
I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.
by Spaniard (Maximus) January 6, 2011
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Stanard

1. P Diddy keeps it stanard.

2. Guy 1 " Bro, I just impregnated 50 persian women." Guy 2 "Stanard."
by Doctor Stanard October 7, 2011
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spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.
by kajoe August 28, 2006
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Spanadian

A person of Spanish decent, but born and raised in Canada is a Spanadian.
by ChucktasticVA July 22, 2012
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Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole
Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.
by Richard Inface December 5, 2010
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