spanard

An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.

Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.

spanard by Hilltopper December 15, 2008

spanard

adjective. Label or description of a man or a woman of spanish decent and or of spanish origin (i.e. Cubans, Mexicans, Filipinos) acting like a bastard.

Can also be used as an insult.

'You met jose the other day?'
'just another spanard..'
'I hear that.'

spanard by Just in. March 4, 2009

Spaniard Movement 

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.

I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.

Spaniard Movement by Spaniard (Maximus) January 6, 2011

Stanard 

The act of holding it down boss style.

1. P Diddy keeps it stanard.

2. Guy 1 " Bro, I just impregnated 50 persian women." Guy 2 "Stanard."

Stanard by Doctor Stanard October 7, 2011

spenard divorce 

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

spenard divorce by kajoe August 28, 2006

Spanadian 

Spanish Canadian

A person of Spanish decent, but born and raised in Canada is a Spanadian.

Spanadian by ChucktasticVA July 22, 2012

Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole

Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.

Spaniard Meatloaf by Richard Inface December 5, 2010