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spank it 

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.
Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.
spank it by SPee[d] January 3, 2008
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Spank it 

When da bitch party all night long and then you join in
Hoe you best spank it and let me get up on dat table
Spank it by G sizzle December 22, 2015

spank it 

Just like the word masterbait but short and hidden from people who might overhear and think badly. This will be a cover up and people might think you will be having sex without knowing in your head you are going home to masterbait
I'm gonna go home and spank it to that very sexy girl
spank it by ntwn November 18, 2009

spank it 

To order through the drive-thru of a restaurant.
Are we eating in? Or do you want to spank it?
spank it by trancis August 13, 2006

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.
When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.
spank-it-ass by The Pillager November 5, 2005

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.
I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.
Spank-it Blanket by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017
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