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if she were naughty, I would spank her 

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.
"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."
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If it ain't dank it stank 

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.
M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."

Spankifist 

A fetish of being spanked, or to spank those who practice pacifism.
Person 1- "Isnt john a pacifist?"

Person 2- "Only partially, he likes giving a good spanking if you ask nicely"
Person 1- "ohhhhh he's a Spankifist"
Spankifist by COOKIEMAN5000 December 14, 2021

Spankify 

To give everyday things Spank meaning; the gradual process of Spank taking over the world (and internet)
"Adding spank slang to UrbanDictionary is total spankification. - americus"
Spankify by tigerlily April 20, 2003
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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