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Shank and Wank 

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
Shank and Wank by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

Stank and wank 

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank
Stank and wank by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

shank and wank 

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it
Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.
shank and wank by lexlewis February 21, 2009

Stank and Wank 

After doing anal with your partner, you eject your penis and Jack off to finish the job
She told me to pull out of her booty so I had to do the stank and wank to finish off.
Stank and Wank by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

wank and stank 

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence
Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026