Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jascebalon

Stinky Puppet

When someone shoves their hand up another's anus, and move it as if it were a puppet to make the other person talk as if they were a human puppet

Sal was sleeping and I was bored. So to entertain myself I gave him the good old stinky puppet

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After doing anal with your partner, you eject your penis and Jack off to finish the job

She told me to pull out of her booty so I had to do the stank and wank to finish off.

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When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

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