Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

by Jascebalon March 26, 2016

Stank and Wank

After doing anal with your partner, you eject your penis and Jack off to finish the job

She told me to pull out of her booty so I had to do the stank and wank to finish off.

by Jascebalon March 26, 2016

Stinky Puppet

When someone shoves their hand up another's anus, and move it as if it were a puppet to make the other person talk as if they were a human puppet

Sal was sleeping and I was bored. So to entertain myself I gave him the good old stinky puppet

by Jascebalon March 26, 2016