spangletard

Someone who is unable to form sentences properly to the point where people think that they are retarded, when in fact they are not

Bert how could you even think that is a sentence you're such a spangletard!

by Ross the Osaurus May 28, 2016

Sparkletard

A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.

My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.

I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.

by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010

spanglotard

An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.

"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."

by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002

spangletastic

The art of being spangled fantastically.

"We were all wasted but that guy was spangletastic!"
"How are you feeling...?
Spangletastic!"

by Jonny Mullen October 26, 2007

Spangletastic

A blend word made from 'spangles' and 'fantastic'. Commonly used to describe the Strictly Come Dancing Tour and other camp occasions. Commonly used in conversations about John Barrowman.

'Omg did you see his suit?'
'Yeah, it was spangletastic'

'I'm going to see The Lion King On Ice!'
'Oh...I'm sure it will be spangletastic...'

by imperfect93 March 26, 2010

Spanglelord

One who is way past severe autism.

My cousin Cornholio's such a spanglelord

by 420swegmaster21 May 13, 2016

Spongetard

Someone who is so passionate about media surrounding the Nickelodeon TV show: "Spongebob SquarePants", that they neglect social interaction, family, and friends.

"Spongetards" oftentimes own excessive amounts of Spongebob SquarePants memorabilia.

Joe is such a Spongetard, Spongebob is all he ever talks about!

We haven't seen Fred in weeks, he just sits home and watched Spongebob. He might be Spongetarded.

by Super awesome spongetard September 23, 2024