spanglotard 

An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.

"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."

spanglotard by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002

spanglord

When your a pleb with an Afro or have a very small penis

Afro man you are a spanglord!

spanglord by Grandpa Snorlax November 17, 2017

spangletard

Someone who is unable to form sentences properly to the point where people think that they are retarded, when in fact they are not

Bert how could you even think that is a sentence you're such a spangletard!

spangletard by Ross the Osaurus May 28, 2016