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spaghetti night 

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened
damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.
spaghetti night by charles December 8, 2003

Spaghetti Night 

When someone performs oral sex on a man while their mouth is filled with spaghetti. The reasoning is that the texture of the spaghetti will create a pleasurable and exciting sensation on the man's genitals.
Man: Damn girl, why the hell you cooking noodles at 11 pm?
Woman: Oh I was just thinking we could have a spaghetti night in a bit.

spaghetti night 

just like spaghetti. before the spaghetti is boiled it is stiff but after wards it softened by the heat. This is what happens to the males penis in the spaghetti night.
Tonights gonna be a spaghetti night!
spaghetti night by lauren December 9, 2003

Spaghetti Night Scramble 

When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.
"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"
Spaghetti Night Scramble by JazzDemon November 18, 2011

Spoons on spaghetti night 

A bad solution, temporarily considered.
Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

Spaghetti Nightmare 

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.
Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.
Spaghetti Nightmare by Brisk June 15, 2004
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