LOLSROYCE

Another variant on LOL, like rofflecopter, lollerskates

LUM-FAO!!! LOLSROYCE!!! WHAT A NUBCAKez0r!

by Charles December 01, 2004

pen fight

My, Kerri and Ally favourite way to pass a Monday morning. We all love walking through town with ink on our faces!

Charles:*Draws on Kerris face with a pen*
Kerri: TURD! *Draws on Charles Arm*
Ally: *Joins in*

by Charles April 19, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

pi

16th letter of the Greek alphabet. Often mispronounced by English speakers as 'pie'. Actual pronunciation is 'pee', with an unaspirated 'p', which English speakers also cannot produce on command.

The pronunciation of 'Pi', along with every other letter of the Greek alphabet, is always butchered by English speakers

by Charles February 15, 2005

Engrish

English butchered, both in spelling and grammar, by someone from east Asia.

Person from east Asian having butchered both by speling and in grammar language of english.

by Charles October 26, 2003

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

Like a basket of bread

To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.

Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.

by Charles March 18, 2004