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To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.
"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"
Spaffing by Victoria Ryan October 24, 2008

Spider Spaffing 

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.
Spider Spaffing by Mueece September 7, 2014

Free spaffing 

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
Free spaffing by spaff king October 10, 2014

happy spaffing 

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.
'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017