spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013

spare dick

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.

"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out."
"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

space dick

v. to hack someone's Facebook and post a status stating that the person loves to munch on space dick

n. that object to which many Facebook statuses allude when one leaves his/her Facebook open for hacking

Facebook status: "I love munching on space dick. nom, nom, nom."

by Pilot B.O.B. February 26, 2011

Space Dick

dicks that get longer due to being in space

Guy A: Fun fact: Neil armstrong has a space dick
Guy B: I'm disgusted by that.

by koofoo12321 June 12, 2017

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

Space Dick

That feeling when its bigger than normal and tou have to tell the world. Normally adds extra swagger to your step also.

Bob looked more confident than normal, it was clear he had experienced 'Space Dick' before walking into the nightclub

by Slongbanger December 24, 2025