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spade dick 

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade
One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!
spade dick by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016
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A spare dick in a fucking contest 

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.
"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

spare dick 

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.
"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out."
"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"
spare dick by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

space dick 

v. to hack someone's Facebook and post a status stating that the person loves to munch on space dick

n. that object to which many Facebook statuses allude when one leaves his/her Facebook open for hacking
Facebook status: "I love munching on space dick. nom, nom, nom."
space dick by Pilot B.O.B. February 26, 2011

Space Dick 

dicks that get longer due to being in space
Guy A: Fun fact: Neil armstrong has a space dick
Guy B: I'm disgusted by that.
Space Dick by koofoo12321 June 12, 2017

Spare Dick 

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.
James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.
Spare Dick by Annikins February 26, 2024

Space Dick

That feeling when its bigger than normal and tou have to tell the world. Normally adds extra swagger to your step also.
Bob looked more confident than normal, it was clear he had experienced 'Space Dick' before walking into the nightclub
Space Dick by Slongbanger December 24, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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