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A spare dick in a fucking contest 

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.
"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

spare dick 

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.
"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out."
"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"
spare dick by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

space dick 

v. to hack someone's Facebook and post a status stating that the person loves to munch on space dick

n. that object to which many Facebook statuses allude when one leaves his/her Facebook open for hacking
Facebook status: "I love munching on space dick. nom, nom, nom."
space dick by Pilot B.O.B. February 26, 2011

Space Dick 

dicks that get longer due to being in space
Guy A: Fun fact: Neil armstrong has a space dick
Guy B: I'm disgusted by that.
Space Dick by koofoo12321 June 12, 2017

Spare Dick 

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.
James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.
Spare Dick by Annikins February 26, 2024

Space Dick

That feeling when its bigger than normal and tou have to tell the world. Normally adds extra swagger to your step also.
Bob looked more confident than normal, it was clear he had experienced 'Space Dick' before walking into the nightclub
Space Dick by Slongbanger December 24, 2025