short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.
"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"
"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"
"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"
by s_w_t June 12, 2008
Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.
by Brother Joe May 27, 2017