spaceturbate 

short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.

"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"

"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"

spaceturbate by s_w_t June 12, 2008

shameturbate 

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.

I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

shameturbate by Funk Master J Riff July 31, 2016

spamsturbate 

V - to spamsturbate is to masturbate many times consecutively. Occassionally this is to see who can ejaculate the most times in a set period of time.

P1 - Hey I'm going to go spamsturbate.
P2 - I can spamsturbate better than you!

spamsturbate by Kenneth Pinyan November 6, 2007

spaceturbation 

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

spaceturbation by Brother Joe May 29, 2017

Spaceterbating 

Jerking off in a dark room wearing a fishbowl, thick gloves and scuba gear on a waterbed to give you the feeling of doing it in space.

I was so board last night after the power went off I just started spaceterbating.

Spaceterbating by Mr. Dobolina August 21, 2022