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jade sowden 

Jade Sowden tried to keep a smile to everyone but when someone asks her if she’s okay she just looses it and starts crying Jade’s life in secondary school is living hell Jade’s biggest insecurity is her teeth I hate people who make fun of them I feel like crying when someone does but I don’t I stay brave and keep a smile bc I want everyone else to be happy 😊 not sad so Jade will stay happy for u so u stay happy not sad hello rowan hello Tyron hello adi hello louis
She said hello rowan must be a jade sowden
jade sowden by Mymates8181 November 23, 2021
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Extremely wet. Usually of the female genetallia area. Commonly used in the Doncaster area of Yorkshire
Ooooh, I wer laying in bed last night and a wer havin a right mucky dream. When I wok up me chuff wer that wet me drawers wer sodden
Sodden by Hoo See December 12, 2018

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? 

A question posed by Yossarian in Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him.

This seemingly rhetorical question is what one asks when one feels that everyone else is asking stupid questions and one wants to join in and/or point out how obviously stupid their questions are. Or, merely, because one wants to find out why so many people are working so hard to kill oneself.
Yossarian was a collector of good questions and had used them to disrupt the educational sessions Clevinger had once conducted two nights a week in Captain Black's intelligence tent with the corporal in eyeglasses who everybody knew was probably a subversive. Captain Black knew he was a subversive because he wore eyeglasses and used words like panacea and utopia, and because he disapproved of Adolf Hitler, who had done such a great job of combating unAmerican activities in Germany.

Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. A handful of other men were also interested, and the questions were many and good when Clevinger and the subversive corporal finished and made the mistake of asking if there were any.

“Who is Spain?”

“Why is Hitler?”

“When is right?”

“Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?”

“How was Trump at Munich?”

“Hi-ho beriberi!”

and “Balls!” all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:

“Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?”

Going Snowden

To escape an area, city, country etc. when you have done something immoral or illegal. Then go into hiding until things cool down and it's safe to return. Doing so may require staying at a random friend's place that no one knows about; and maybe obtaining a new car or identity.
Me: Hey do you mind if I crash at your place tonight?
Friend: Why? You know I'm all the way across town from you.
Me: Someone I know might've seen me with my side bit*h on the way to Red Lobster, I'm going Snowden incase my main bit*h knows too and is out lookin for me. She doesn't know where you live homie so its all good.
Friends: Damn yous a conniving nigg*, you could hide out here for a while fosho. My friend Dayshawn works at a car rental place if you need to switch rides for a min so it's harder for her to find you.
Going Snowden by leerinabox August 28, 2015

Edward Snowden 

The guy releasing the information about PRISM to the mainstream media. One of the saviours of Internet along with the likes of Aaron Schwartz, and a historical figure to come.

Soddened 

It means something similar to the traditional term saddened, but the cause of the state is specifically due to a miserable sod passing their misery to the soddened individual by some various means. Most often soddening occurs to those who love the sod or need something from the sod, to those who don't expect their beloved sod would choose to hurt them, and are made sick with the sodness of betrayal and abandonment by the unhappy sod.

The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.

This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
Her: What happened to Joelle? She is not herself these days.

Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.

Her: Sucks to be her...

Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!

Her: I thought Joelle cared...
Soddened by Belch Queen November 26, 2018