Saiden is a very funny, kind, caring, FUNNY, smart, Diluc obsessed person. He always listens when you have something to say and he seems genuinely interested! He also has really good genshin impact builds and plays with your sister even if she’s awkward and leaves randomly!
Guy 1: dude I hate saiden
Me: what did you just say?!?! He’s the best you’re wrong L
Guy 2: yeah you’re wrong everyone loves saiden cause he’s the best!
Salden is a fucking viking.
Salden is a boss.
Salden's nipples are harder than diamonds.
Guy 1: Hey guys, I ran into Salden the other day. He's pretty cool ain't he?
Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
Guy 3: Johnmaddenjohnmadden
Guy 4: Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN
Restaurant manager to new waitress: Can you attend to the saddening at table 10, they look like they're ready to order.
New Waitress: Sure, which one is table 10 again?
Manager: The quiet table in the corner with people wearing "meat is murder" tee-shirts.