Through the sphincter past the guts lies our individual cloud drive that makes us unique versions of a human… our souls. The quickest and most pleasurable way to download life experiences to it use to be with soul food but it’s 2022… we are all freaky bitches and new explorers found it more efficient to use the gape gate.
The inverse of a soul patch, a soul hole is a short, narrow mustache grown on the philtrum of the upper lip.
Famous sporters of the soul hole style of facial hair include silent film star Charlie Chaplin, Ecuadorian president Abdalá Bucaram, Israeli prime minister Levi Eshkol, and comedian Oliver Hardy.