When someone is so thirsty (horny) but also mindful of staying hydrated from losing bodily fluids they over hydrate and the thirst blows up into verbal diarrhea about big booty hoes
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022
A soulcubus is a person who searches for souls instead of treasures and absorb them like highlander. An OG Soulcubus would use soul food to entice the soul to dance out of someone’s body. But a modern Soulcubus uses the gape gate or soulhole to reach the soul with pleasure and ease
I just made an appointment with my Soulcubus in hopes they can rearrange my soul and defrag the broken files that make me act like a thirsty troll
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022
Through the sphincter past the guts lies our individual cloud drive that makes us unique versions of a human… our souls. The quickest and most pleasurable way to download life experiences to it use to be with soul food but it’s 2022… we are all freaky bitches and new explorers found it more efficient to use the gape gate.
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022
Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022