soul-crusher
soul-crusher by Pyro-Raptor November 12, 2019
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soul crusher
One's place of work. Especially refers to large concrete office buildings filled with drab colored cubicles. These crimes against humanity typically have five or more floors, no opening windows, and a clearly excessive level of security in light of the work being done inside said buildings.
Example-
Steve:"Hey Bob, you want to go bowling tonight?"
Bob:"Aw, I'd love to but I've got to finish these damn TPS forms. I'll probably be here at the soul crusher for another two hours at least. I'm so sick of this stupid job. Can you believe they made me chair of the committee for defining issue workgroups? The advisory panel doesn't even have task charts done for all of the workgroups yet! And when am I supposed to find the time to document my entry of issues into the performance archives?! What a crock."
Steve:"...You know there's a recession going on, right? There are so many people out there right now that would kill for your job."
Bob:"Yeah... you're right... Sorry, I've been a little on edge lately. Screw the TPS forms, I'll be at the alley in 15 minutes."
Steve:"All right, that's better! See you there!"
Steve:"Hey Bob, you want to go bowling tonight?"
Bob:"Aw, I'd love to but I've got to finish these damn TPS forms. I'll probably be here at the soul crusher for another two hours at least. I'm so sick of this stupid job. Can you believe they made me chair of the committee for defining issue workgroups? The advisory panel doesn't even have task charts done for all of the workgroups yet! And when am I supposed to find the time to document my entry of issues into the performance archives?! What a crock."
Steve:"...You know there's a recession going on, right? There are so many people out there right now that would kill for your job."
Bob:"Yeah... you're right... Sorry, I've been a little on edge lately. Screw the TPS forms, I'll be at the alley in 15 minutes."
Steve:"All right, that's better! See you there!"
soul crusher by icecat77 July 24, 2010
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Soul crushed
Random guy: Hey little girl, why are you crying?
Little girl: (crying)
Random guy (to himself): Bitch got soul crushed.
Little girl: (crying)
Random guy (to himself): Bitch got soul crushed.
Soul crushed by Mindcurse66 January 28, 2014
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026