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Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.
Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus
Slopapotamus by knappyboy March 5, 2011

Sofapotamus 

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.
During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.
Sofapotamus by rvanscotter March 8, 2009

Sighapotamus 

This is the largest "sigh" a human can produce. Usually associated with disdain or disgust , misery and woe, or a women on her period. It comes from the comparison of the large exhaling released by a hippopotamus during the breathing process.
"Oh man i have that paper to do.....SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"Yo dude my girl just told me shes on the rag, again! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"The police are here....AGAIN! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
Sighapotamus by B-ri-sigh-man November 23, 2009

Sloppapotamus 

Popularized by "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. "The Situation" defines it as a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus
The Situation: "Deena turns into the Sloppapotamus of the house. Combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus put together. Sloppa... sloppa... ssssloppatopudus?"

slopapotamus

A combination of a sloppy woman and a hippopotamus that occurs when some guidette decides to get drunk off her ass and stumble around Seaside.
Deena just turned into a slopapotamus" - Mike "The Situation
slopapotamus by spreadinthetruth February 28, 2011

slothapotamus 

a slow moving big dumb human.
a cross between a sloth, and a hippo.
"there goes Mike, that slothapotamus down the halls again."

"Thud Thud Thud" "Run for your lives! it's slothapotamus!"
slothapotamus by Mike Oxbig January 12, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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