sophapotamus 

An amazing girl who is also a hippo. She loves llamas, mustaches, and potatoes.

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sophapotamus by Llamagirl1522 January 16, 2014

Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus

Slopapotamus by knappyboy March 5, 2011

Sofapotamus 

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

Sofapotamus by rvanscotter March 8, 2009

Sighapotamus 

This is the largest "sigh" a human can produce. Usually associated with disdain or disgust , misery and woe, or a women on her period. It comes from the comparison of the large exhaling released by a hippopotamus during the breathing process.

"Oh man i have that paper to do.....SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"Yo dude my girl just told me shes on the rag, again! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"
"The police are here....AGAIN! SIGHAPOTAMUS!"

Sighapotamus by B-ri-sigh-man November 23, 2009

Sloppapotamus 

Popularized by "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. "The Situation" defines it as a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus

The Situation: "Deena turns into the Sloppapotamus of the house. Combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus put together. Sloppa... sloppa... ssssloppatopudus?"

Sloppapotamus by everyfuckingnameisalreadybeing March 6, 2011

slopapotamus

A combination of a sloppy woman and a hippopotamus that occurs when some guidette decides to get drunk off her ass and stumble around Seaside.

Deena just turned into a slopapotamus" - Mike "The Situation

slopapotamus by spreadinthetruth February 28, 2011

slothapotamus 

a slow moving big dumb human.
a cross between a sloth, and a hippo.

"there goes Mike, that slothapotamus down the halls again."

"Thud Thud Thud" "Run for your lives! it's slothapotamus!"

slothapotamus by Mike Oxbig January 12, 2005