Sofapotamus

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

Sofapotamus by rvanscotter March 8, 2009

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Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus

Slopapotamus by knappyboy March 5, 2011

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slotapotamus

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

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Smokapotamus

A person who smokes ALOT of weed.

"Damn, my wife is burnin that shit like a smokapotamus"

"Hide your shit here comes smokapotamus"

"i've been makin mad cash from that smokapotamus down the street"

Smokapotamus by R1029 October 4, 2006