soonee 

The act of beating your dog off , catching the cum in a sauce pan and fry it . Then you put it in a bag , shove it up your ass and have your dog eat it out of your ass

I pulled a hot soonee with my neighbors dog last night

soonee by Maddieisafeen May 2, 2018

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Soonie, Doongie, Dori 

Soonie, Doongie, Dori are Lee Minho's cats (not the actor) who is a member of the kpop boy-group Stray Kids. Remember that he has 3 cats. THREE CATS.

Person 1: hey what are his cat's names?
Person 2: soonie, doongie, dori

Soonie, Doongie, Dori by hyukiehae May 31, 2021

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

Sooner 

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

Sooner by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads

Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer

Soonergamer by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017

Soogeemoogee

Streaks of bowel left on a thong.

Dude, I started to take off her thong with my teeth, but then I saw soogeemoogee and had to abort.

Soogeemoogee by RushmoreBloodAngel January 14, 2011