sonahead 

Seeing/noticing everything, like sonar.

That guy over there is sonahead, nobody sneaks anything past him.

sonahead by Popculture June 3, 2018

SodaHead 

A website owned by Extremist Right-Wing Nut-Jobs, who allow you to create Polls, Blogs and News, as long as it supports their Christian Conservative belief system. Everything else will be 'moderated' or simply 404'd.

If what you post doesn't support their beliefs, they will send in their "fake" Sock-Puppet users to hound you and when you're backed into a corner and are forced to retaliate, they use that as an excuse to deactivate your account and silence your voice.

Daily SodaHead conversations go something like this:

Non-Christian: I would love to answer your question from a non-Christian perspective...

Christian RWNJ: You're not Christian!! You're DARK SIIIDDDEEEEDDDDDD!!!

Non-Christian: Actually, I'm a School Teacher from Idaho.

Christian RWNJ: IT'S A SCHOOL OF HEEAAATTHHHEEENNNSSS!!!

Non-Christian: Religion has no place in School, unless it's used to teach history.

Christian RWNJ: I bet you don't even let the children play with guns and bully GAAYYY PEEOOOPPPPPLLLLEEE!!

Non-Christian: Of course not, that would be irresponsible of any intelligent adult. Guns can kill and bullying anybody is wrong and causes fear and violence. We encourage our children to learn and get along, so they can grow up to help make the world a better place.

Christian RWNJ: Screw that! Guns are COOL! Gay people are EVIL!! Black people are CRIMINALS!!! OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRRIIIISSSSSSTTTTT!!!! YOU'RE ALL GONNA BURRRRRNNNNN!!!!! YOU'RE DAAARRRKKKK SSSIIIIDDDDDDEEEDDDDD!!!!!!

Non-Christian: Please don't ever reproduce.

SodaHead by Jesus Hussein Christ January 21, 2010

Sodahead 

a pathetic excuse for a website

n00b: SO TODAY I WAS ON SODAHEAD GETTING PISSED OFF AT THEM LIBERALS AND THEM TWIHARDS, just F%*^ em'

normal person: whats sodahead? lol

n00b: A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE YEW VOTE ON POLLS AND MAKE "FRIENDZ"

normal person: ohhh, sounds umm..... uhhh interesting? what in the fuck kind of name is that for a website??!!!!

Sodahead by HEHEHE_monster October 23, 2009

sodahead 

a public poll weabsite where people voice their opinions. it should be noted that many users on this website will flame anyone who differs from typical white christian society. there is much discrimination against non-christians, non-whites, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, etc. on this website.

one of the worst perpetrators of this hate can be found at:

http://www.sodahead.com/user/profile/732/patrick/

typical sodahead conversation:
me: taoism is interesting
patrick: fuck you, you devil-woreshipper!!!
me: what's your problem?
patrick: me and my KKK buddies are gunna lynch you, n*****!!!
me: i'm white, you moron
patrick: hitler should have killed off all you jews!!!
me: seriously, you have problems

sodahead by the black wizards December 9, 2008

sodahead 

A left leaning social site where non-liberal points of view are met with hate.

Conservative bloggers are banned regularly.

Liberals on sodahead frequently bash Christians and conservatives in creative and disgusting ways and will get sympathetic site moderators to censor or ban those who actually manage to get the upper-hand on them in a debate.

Sodahead is a site for rhetoric, vitriol and flames.

Have you ever used sodahead?

Soda who?!

sodahead by Foznots March 29, 2010

Sodahead 

A fairly new and popular poll site where people can create blogs and questions. Known for it's large conservative population who like to spew hate on gays, obama, and numerous other targets. I'd recommend not touching the politics section for awhile.

Me: Make any new polls on Sodahead?

Friend: Yeah, I made a few.

Sodahead by Miles Rose June 15, 2010

Sodahead 

A website that allows a user to make polls and friends. It's addictive and a really fun website. There's alot of the same people, like the website is made up of Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold, and Tokio Hotel fans. Also there are alot of middle aged conservative-christians there, who liked to share their opinions on Obama and abortion and whatnot. It's the conservative version of the AbsolutePunk.com forums, like you can talk about anything there. People bitch about "Oh, there are so many conservative haters there." Well, there are liberal haters at every other website. Thank you.

(These aren't actual users, btw. I made random names and added random numbers, so if you have the same name...I apologize.)

A typical day on Sodahead.com:

TokioHotelluver192883: Heyyy...Bill is soo sexy.

AvengedSevenfoldistheshit: RIP THE REV!

BillieJoeFan4Everr822: Green Day is awesome, man!

Conservative_In_Kentcky_1823: Obama is an ignorant fool.

Liberal_In_LA69: Ahh! The majority of people here are conservative, that means they're bad! They all hate me! gah!! I'm gonna attack them in a definition on UrbanDictionary.com!!!

Sodahead by Jersey-Gurl182x June 29, 2010