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Son of a monkey

Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.
"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"
Son of a monkey by m3kat December 5, 2011

son of a monkey's uncle 

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment
"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

Son Of A Monkey Fuck 

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch
Jess: *Loses a £20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!
Son Of A Monkey Fuck by Sophii October 4, 2006

son of a monkey biter 

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

Son of a monkey fucker 

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .

son of a monkey's ass 

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.
::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"
son of a monkey's ass by Meta April 12, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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