Somethink 

Mis-pronunciation of the word something.

Also an indicator of low-IQ.

Imbecile A: Have you heard that song somethink in the way she moves by The Beatles?

Imbecile B: I have never heard of anythink by The Beatles. Are they a new band?

Somethink by triggaz April 9, 2008

somethink 

What chavs, idiots or complete spacs say when they mean "something". No one really knows how this term has got about but it is shocking that everyone thinks the word something is "somethink". Simon Cowell uses it.

Chav: "Do you think I am thick or somethink"
Normal person: "yes" *Staps Chav in the face with a blade*

somethink by Greenfly September 12, 2006

somethink 

(Australian) Something. Used by bogans. Sign of Mental deficiency.

"youse wanna go down the street or somethink"

somethink by Happelshmatz September 4, 2005

Somethink 

Heard from the biggest morons you will ever come across.

It is supposed to mean _something_, I think.

Brought to you from the same morons who say, youse, and disorientated.

I will never get why people say 'somethink'.

Somethink by Shulian February 15, 2010

Somethink 

Used by a fucktard. If someone you know uses the word 'Somethink', it is HIGHLY recommended to laugh at them. Unless it's a child, then politely correct them.

Dumb guy: Are you going to buy me somethink?

Cool, smart guy: No. And it's 'Something'. It's a thing, not a think.

Somethink by Saltyicecream67 August 13, 2025

something positive 

a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.

www.somethingpositive.net check it out.

something positive by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump

If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

“…if want something done, ask a woman” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 25, 2023