Imbecile A: Have you heard that song somethink in the way she moves by The Beatles?
Imbecile B: I have never heard of anythink by The Beatles. Are they a new band?
Imbecile B: I have never heard of anythink by The Beatles. Are they a new band?
by triggaz April 09, 2008

Heard from the biggest morons you will ever come across.
It is supposed to mean _something_, I think.
Brought to you from the same morons who say, youse, and disorientated.
It is supposed to mean _something_, I think.
Brought to you from the same morons who say, youse, and disorientated.
by Shulian February 15, 2010

What chavs, idiots or complete spacs say when they mean "something". No one really knows how this term has got about but it is shocking that everyone thinks the word something is "somethink". Simon Cowell uses it.
Chav: "Do you think I am thick or somethink"
Normal person: "yes" *Staps Chav in the face with a blade*
Normal person: "yes" *Staps Chav in the face with a blade*
by Greenfly September 12, 2006

by Happelshmatz September 04, 2005

Used by a fucktard. If someone you know uses the word 'Somethink', it is HIGHLY recommended to laugh at them. Unless it's a child, then politely correct them.
Dumb guy: Are you going to buy me somethink?
Cool, smart guy: No. And it's 'Something'. It's a thing, not a think.
Cool, smart guy: No. And it's 'Something'. It's a thing, not a think.
by Saltyicecream67 August 13, 2025
