somad

when you are so mad…

I’m somad.

somad by mullizu August 20, 2024

Somad

A modern evolution of the "nomad." While an ancestral nomad wandered from place to place in search of food to survive, a Somad (social-mad) wanders from place to place in search of 5G signal, trending aesthetic spots, and clout. A Somad’s survival is entirely dependent on "likes" rather than calories. They are easily identified by their selfie sticks, pouting faces, and the fact that they are currently blocking your view of a national landmark.

"I tried to enjoy the sunset at the Grand Canyon, but a group of Somads spent forty minutes taking the same photo of their iced coffees in front of the ledge."

"Is he actually a traveler, or just a Somad hunting for a new profile picture?"

Somad by Scrambler_blr April 4, 2026

Sogadellic 

When your take out food arrives limp and not crunchy

I don't order take out fish and chips because they always arrive sogadellic

Sogadellic by Garth9 December 9, 2012

somaia

A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.

Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!

somaia by Ukanyt February 18, 2020

shmadonka

The meaning of life, said by Yeat, an American rapper.

User: what’s the meaning of life?

Yeat: shmadonka

shmadonka by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022

Samadhi 

An aesthetic girl who loves reading books quietly and loves watching Seventeen idols perform :). She is strong willed and will not stand for injustice when it is happening. She has short, beautiful and silky hair which curls at the end, making a cute mushroom ≧◠‿◠≦. Samadhi has a beautiful smile, the one smile that makes your heart flutter and makes you feel fuzzy inside :). She loves pictures of aesthetic skies and beautiful pictures of the little things in nature. She will always check up on you and will never leave your side if you treat her well. Samadhi is the type to never let go and she will always listen to you when you need someone to talk to. Anyone should be glad to have a Samadhi in their life as they would never encounter another one again. They should also give Samadhi headpats as she adores headpats :).

Ammatasiri, Samadhi and shazly are making crying sounds.

Samadhi by ShazlyJAYA May 21, 2023

smadley

to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"

It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.

smadley by Smollie October 21, 2009