solitease

(v.) The act of getting overly excited about winning this game of solitaire, only to find out that you will most likely loose.

John:Why do you get so mad on the train?
David: It's hard to control yourself in public while getting a solitease.

by Hartz12365 June 21, 2011

sanitease

Somebody who only washes their hands when there is somebody else present in the bathroom. This person would even go as far as to tear off a paper towl and pretend to dry their hands while exiting a public restroom.

Jack: "You think that guy actually washed his hands."
Brian: "Probably not. He's such a sanitease."

by Chuckd April 6, 2006

sanitease

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

by ChuckD April 23, 2006

Solitare

Another definition for masturbation when nobody else is around. See bob.

When Nikki is bored at home she likes to play solitare, especially with her friend Val

by b-unit c. May 2, 2005

Slutease

Some one who fucks every one but you at the same time leading you on so youll do stuff for her

That bitch is a total fuckin slutease

by Chaz valintino August 22, 2022

shiteaser

When you feel the need to poop but it's a false alarm.

I really thought I had to crap but it ended up being a damn shiteaser!

by QUEEN STEEVE June 1, 2025

Solitenebraphobia

an extreme or irrational fear of being alone in the darkness that manifests after a prolonged period, not instantly.

"I did not expect Anne to have solitenebraphobia until I saw her after being rescued from deep inside the woods."

by Cookie Woods October 17, 2025