soguard

When you pull your dick out on a random girl and claim to the cops that you know her.

Friend 1: " Dude, the cops are looking for you. They say you pulled your dick out on a woman at walmart."

Friend 2: "Wtf. I thought it was my ex-girlfriend?"

Friend 1: "OMG. Don't lie bro, you are such a Soguard!"

by BabySweat December 19, 2015

Sognard

Verb
What a beach dog shakes off on you.

When a beach dog shakes off his surf water on you.

(Taken from MTV)

1. Watch that dog, he's gonna sognard on you
2. You got sognarded

by The Dawg July 27, 2004

sogard

A way which you can die, from a sock guard aka sogard

The sogards will kill u with their stench

by The sogard archive December 21, 2020