Definitions by BabySweat

soguard 

When you pull your dick out on a random girl and claim to the cops that you know her.

Friend 1: " Dude, the cops are looking for you. They say you pulled your dick out on a woman at walmart."

Friend 2: "Wtf. I thought it was my ex-girlfriend?"

Friend 1: "OMG. Don't lie bro, you are such a Soguard!"

soguard by BabySweat December 19, 2015