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Sokratis 

Some fat ass indian monkey who doesent know if he is indian or black. He loves eating his warm curry and talking smack to all his asian friends. Sokratis also has a 2 millimeter penis where you can barley see. "he pulled down his pants so i could see it BUT I COULDENT EVEN SEE IT, IT WAS SO SMALL"(Duke young). However he has his trans emo femboy girl or boyfriend we dont know. but one things for sure if he wants his curry hi curry munching ass will get it,
boy1: sokratis did you eat your curry today?

sokratis: Me a big fat indian kid need my curry #curry 4 lyfe
Sokratis by sokratis loves curry October 6, 2022

sokratis 

Curry Munching Indian lookin' ass monkey who is usually retarded and stupid and sucks at anything masturbating. He gets no bitches and claims not to be a indian scammer asking 5 y/o girls for their "bobs" like greek or black. Likes boys because he's gay as fuck and likes chodes cuz he's a chode sniffer. He can't even get chodeds! because his penis is inverted to -42069 MILES!!!
Scott: I pull so many bitches
Jackson: IKR YOU GET SO MANY BITCHES!!! What about Sokratis
Sokratis (Masturbating with 2 fingers): I have no bitches :(
sokratis by sssssssssussssss May 3, 2022

socratic immunity 

The privilege a law student asks for so that he is not called on in class for the day. A student may give either an excuse or a justification for this request, preferably by email ahead of time, or in person right before class. The term is called "Socratic" immunity because most professors in law school use the Socratic method of teaching, grilling a student with questions for ten minutes of class or more.
Socratic immunity is critical because most law school professors count class participation as at least a small factor in a student's grade.
socratic immunity by Moggraider September 29, 2010

Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl
Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy
Socrateez Nuts by madboofy January 8, 2020

socratic seminar 

A shouting match between a conglomeration of tryhard honor students. Usually the bout is over some particular novel or literary work and is characterized by two or three straight-A students yelling the most and loudest, while the others simply nod and parrot what is said.
During the socratic seminar, all the other students wanted to punch that one girl who would never shut the hell up.
socratic seminar by Scottz0rz August 10, 2013

Socratic 

The adjective meaning "like Socrates" or "Socrates-like". Usually applied to nouns that are involved in critical thinking.
The Socratic Method involves asking and answering questions to stimulate critical thinking and to draw out ideas and underlying presumptions.
Socratic by The Logical Fallacy September 23, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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