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Soft and Hard Pseudoscience
Soft and Hard Pseudoscience is a stance that divides pseudosciences into two main kinds, soft and hard. Soft pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences that might be considered as science in the future or that cannot be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that doesn't want to be considered as science, such as astral projection, mediumship, deistology, parapsychology, psychic phenomena, mystical experiences, extraphysics, conscientology, multiverses, esoterics, spirituality, religion, divination, occult sciences, spiritual sciences and occultism. While hard pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences because they can be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that wants to predent to be a science, such as flat Earth, climate denial, antivax and homeopathy. And soft pseudosciences can be often referred as parasciences or as extrasciences.
"The soft and hard pseudoscience division might be really good, such as the soft and hard science denial division, but it might be necessary to wait some time until this division become a reality."
Soft and Hard Pseudoscience by Full Monteirism May 23, 2021
Soft to Hard
A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.
“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”
Soft to Hard by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024
Hard Core Soft Porn
A mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional First Born Unicorn era of filmography and photography.
Culturally aware conversationalist #1: "Can't get that Hard Core Soft Porn out of my head..."
Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."
Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."
Hard Core Soft Porn by IntellectualRapist December 17, 2012
A hard head makes a soft ass
Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.
A hard head makes a soft ass by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011
Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm
This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm by John0032 November 12, 2022
Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind
An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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