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Soyfriend 

Friendzoned sidekick; human bank account
Girl 1: "Wanna go out tonight?"

Girl 2: "I wish! But Im broke af..."

Girl 1: "I'll just invite Colin, he'll buy us drinks!"

Girl 2: "Yasss bitch. I wish I had a soyfriend like that!"
Soyfriend by Derek99 March 1, 2019
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Soyfriend 

A man that used to be a boyfriend, until another man punches his girlfriend in the face and the now soyfriend didn't do jack shit about it.
Dude, did you see that girls boyfriend let that other man just punch her in the face like that?
He her soyfriend now.
Soyfriend by VerboseRaven October 28, 2021

Soyfriend 

A man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.
She is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.
Soyfriend by Lstmimrbles October 3, 2016
A person who is not only your friend, but also someone you care about like they were your son.
Jake: Whats wrong Jeff?
Jeff: She broke my heart dude....
Jake: Lets go to the bar man. We'll fix that broken heart.
Jeff: Thanks man... You're a good friend.
Jake: No problem dude. You know I've got your back. You're my sonfriend.
Sonfriend by renegadeangel92 March 30, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026