Soyfriend

Friendzoned sidekick; human bank account

Girl 1: "Wanna go out tonight?"

Girl 2: "I wish! But Im broke af..."

Girl 1: "I'll just invite Colin, he'll buy us drinks!"

Girl 2: "Yasss bitch. I wish I had a soyfriend like that!"

by Derek99 March 1, 2019

Soyfriend

A man that used to be a boyfriend, until another man punches his girlfriend in the face and the now soyfriend didn't do jack shit about it.

Dude, did you see that girls boyfriend let that other man just punch her in the face like that?
He her soyfriend now.

by VerboseRaven October 28, 2021

Soyfriend

A man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.

She is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.

by Lstmimrbles October 3, 2016

Your New Boyfriend

is an arsehole...

"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend

by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

Boyfriendish

1) Someone who has characteristics of a boyfriend.

2) Refers to a guy whom one is dating but he has not become a boyfriend quite yet.

1) Sam is so boyfriendish.

2) Sam is just my boyfriendish, I guess.

by CryinNow September 14, 2019

boyfriendaudio

an Anonymous asmr youtuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics

“i’m so lonely and sad”
“you should listen to boyfriendaudio”

by forbiddenfairyliquid January 16, 2021

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

by beckynot March 28, 2020