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Cock Soffit 

The area around the rim of the head of a cock, which is wider and protrudes past diameter the shaft
My 'Cock Soffit' is sore from constantly banging your tight ass.
Cock Soffit by Jamie HH. March 14, 2009
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Jet Washed the Soffit Boards 

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

Suffitaint 

When the buttocks of a male or female engulf the face of another person causing suffocation with their taint/gooch/butthole.
I was horrified when I walked in on Zach shouting "Here comes the suffitaint" as he crouched, asscheeks agape, over Larry.
Suffitaint by maMFz11 October 8, 2018
-Put Soffish in water and watch it grow.
-Soffish can easily absorb water.
-Put Soffish in fish-globe or bottle as indoor decoration.
-As bath-toy is also very fun.
This Soffish do not eat.
soffish by NickLee808 January 3, 2005
The best human being, is AMAZING and any guy would be lucky to have her. She is an amazing friend and usually they start with: E,A,K,U,S
OMG I WANT SOFFÍA TO BE MY FRIEND
Soffía by idcjdkdbfjxkdbxh May 30, 2020

Sofiitude 

A measurement of Straightness, Cuteness, and Awesome. The first and
second, usually measured in "as a rainbow" and "thrice", respectively.

It is usually applied to one who is madepic, and prefers popcorn and metal.
Man: "Dude, your girlfriend has SO much Sofiitude!"
Dude: "Yeah man, I know! She's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute!"
Sofiitude by Joel C. Birney May 26, 2008