sofabating

the act of masturbating on the sofa

I was sofabating at my friends house while his mom was doing laundry.

by new webster August 20, 2011

Stabating

When you stab your weinernoodle while jerking off.

Roger went to the hospital yesterday after he was stabating his weinernoodle while watching horrormovies, it was a bloodbath in the livingroom and his balls would have been looking perfect all red dangling in the christmastree!

by Siginutcutter October 20, 2023