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sootie is a legitian term for "fake blatant hacker." He was cut from #ZBT due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was a follower. It's okay though, cause modern day sootie means "fake blatant hacker who is back on his feet."
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Dog, that leet guy? Ya. He's a sootie.
sootie by PHI PHI K A March 21, 2010
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sootie is a mikhailian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #life due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking that he hacked. It's not okay, though, because modern day sootie is still cut from life, and has essentially given up.
Damn, that guy was so leet, he used to be a sootie! I don't know what he is now...
sootie by rush? March 14, 2009
Sootie is a Persian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #GW due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was cute. It's not a problem, though, cause modern day sootie is someone who is a "fake blatant hacker" looking toward the future.
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Damn, that guy is so leet, he's a sootie!
sootie by theclutchbus May 20, 2008

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

Thumb in a softie 

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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