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sootie
sootie is a legitian term for "fake blatant hacker." He was cut from #ZBT due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was a follower. It's okay though, cause modern day sootie means "fake blatant hacker who is back on his feet."
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sootie by PHI PHI K A March 21, 2010
sootie
Sootie is a Persian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #GW due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was cute. It's not a problem, though, cause modern day sootie is someone who is a "fake blatant hacker" looking toward the future.
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sootie by theclutchbus May 20, 2008
tossin' softies
tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011
The Masters Softie
When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
The Masters Softie by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017
Thumb in a softie
The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009
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