sockwell 

boys who send dick picks to boys group chats. Considers himself straight but everyone knows the truth. He plays golf... on his free time he does anal with boys but only in secret. He sits with his legs crossed like a girl. He sits in the bathroom during lunch and eats with his imaginary friends.

Do you know Sockwell?
Oh the one that sent the dick pic?
Yeah he is gay. I'm going to his house tonight and we are going to do anal sex.

sockwell by kategross March 6, 2020

Sockwelled

being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.

Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."

Sockwelled by Spook November 13, 2003

Stockwell 

The shopkeeper in the Game Boy Advance game, the Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap.

"The handy neighborhood gear seller, also called Stockwell the Well-Stocked. He complains that he's been too busy lately to see his dog, Borken." -Figurine Description

Stockwell by zeldagamer11 August 9, 2006

Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.

All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me

Stockwelled by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020

stockwell 

Stockwell is my last name i think thats all it is a name made from to word stock and well

Hi im Samantha Stockwell and you are?

stockwell by Samantha Stockwell October 16, 2003

Brixton to Stockwell 

In it's purest usage it's meant to define a quick shag on the Victoria line from Brixton to Stockwell, especially after kicking other passengers out of the carriage.
However, it can be used for a quickie in any context.

Simon: Why is my seat sticky?
Kieran: Someone must've had a Brixton to Stockwell

Brixton to Stockwell by BtoS April 3, 2024