sock wank 

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

sock wank by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

wank sock 

sock used to masturbate with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after ejaculation

I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...

wank sock by Rick Hilton January 13, 2009

wank sock 

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.

mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your wank sock, sob sob

wank sock by evil bob August 30, 2006

Wank Sock 

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch

Wank Sock by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

Wank Sock 

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.

"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"

Wank Sock by Arse face August 13, 2017

Sockwanker 

A guy who obsessively likes to vigorously masturbate inside socks,

Normally used as an insult to guys you expect are real Sockwankers.

"Hey Billy you Sockwanker"

" Did you fill any socks last night Spencer? you Sockwanker"

Sockwanker by Repet July 15, 2024