sock tits

Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.
In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender

That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!

sock tits by J.Lowndes September 30, 2006

hanging sock tits 

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.

Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.

hanging sock tits by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014

Toe Sock Tits

Someone who has really small boobs, and doesn't wear a bra, so it looks like they would fit into a sock. The "toe" part is the nipple that sticks out of the "sock" and shows through the shirt.

Martha has some real Toe Sock Tits, and they're nasty!! You can see right through her shirt.

Toe Sock Tits by Achmedmamajimadad November 4, 2008

Sock Drawer tits 

breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.

Sock Drawer tits by laddr44 February 7, 2010