J.Lowndes's definitions

pube in an afro

Expression when looking for something that is impossible to find, i.e. "Its like searching for a pube in an afro".
Funny alternative to "looking for a needle in a hay-stack"

There's no way i will be able to find your spectacles in this mess, Elsie, its like looking for a pube in an afro!

by J.Lowndes October 2, 2006

sock tits

Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.
In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender

That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!

by J.Lowndes September 30, 2006