sober face 

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.

Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled

sober face by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

facebook sober by xx.kw April 11, 2010

Shit-faced Sober 

Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.

Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.

Shit-faced Sober by DoubleTre33 June 29, 2011

Saberface 

A Saberface or an Artoriaface is a character that has the same or similar face to Saber(Artoria) from Type-Moon's Fate/Stay Night.

How many Saberfaces are there?
There's a shit ton of Saberfaces.
Modred, Jeanne D'Arc, Nero, Okira, Lakshmibai and Gray are all Saberfaces.

Saberface by PomuHub September 7, 2021

soderface 

Opposite of butterface.

“Her body looked good and soderface”

“Her body looked good and soderface”

soderface by Puregemini618 April 21, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020