Tea Snygg is the worlds best human being, she is also very sexy and her boyfriend is very sorry that he said that he got turned on by other girls, he didn't mean it that way
Tea Snygg is the worlds best human being, she is also very sexy and her boyfriend is very sorry that he said that he got turned on by other girls, he didn't mean it that way
When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.