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Snails or Oysters? 

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"
Snails or Oysters? by nycesq February 2, 2009

finger-snails 

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be
dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there
finger-snails by maxx;) October 15, 2016

snailshit 

When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.
Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.

How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!
snailshit by E_Dawg December 29, 2008
It's exam-time and the library is once again full of SNAILS. I can't get a fucking seat anywhere!
SNAILS by Dal2010 April 11, 2010
"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.
this magic potion is so expensive! it costs 100 snails!

Snails Asshole 

Anything that is hard to find
Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."