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Snails or Oysters?
1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
Snails or Oysters? by nycesq February 2, 2009
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snailshit
When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.
Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.
How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!
How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!
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snails
"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.
snails by Leo of the Харків April 8, 2023
Snails Asshole
Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."
Snails Asshole by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010
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