snuffelufagus

A premature ejaculating whore-bag

That kid from Barstow is such a Snuffelufagus

snuffelufagus by gotchasmalls November 15, 2009

snuffalupagus 

1) The large wooly mammoth featured on the children's television program, Sesame Street. He could only be seen by Big Bird
2) A person or thing that either exists only in one's mind or others have never met, therefore think only exists in one's mind.

1) Big Bird and Snuffalupagus are best friends.

2) I haven't seen you in so long - everyone was beginning to think you were my Snuffalupagus!

snuffalupagus by Eerbink April 25, 2006

Snuffleupagus

Snuffleupagus was a HUMONGOUS muppet on Sesame Street. Originally, he was supposed to be Big Bird's invisible friend. The audience would see this gigantic, lumbering, wooly mammoth come talk to Big Bird - but every time Big Bird would try to go get others to meet Snuffleupagus (so they would believe he existed), Snuffleupagus had decided to leave. So everyone thought Big Bird was lying about having a big wooly mammoth friend named Snuffleupagus. Eventually, researchers for the show realized that the young children tv-viewers were getting VERY anxious about this character!! We all could see him and knew he was real (it was not at all obvious to kids he was supposed to be the "invisible friend" - since we saw him the same as all the other characters). Children were getting very upset that everyone thought Big Bird was lying when Big Bird was not. Ultimately, the writers had to make Snuffleupagus an actual character on the show who interacted with everyone (not just Big Bird as before). So when I use the word Snuffleupagus, I use it to refer to someone elusive, hard to get to know or hard to believe exists.

I tried to meet 3 times for dinner and you were never there!! You turned out to be quite a Snuffleupagus!

Snuffleupagus by Texas Clean May 11, 2011

snuffaluffagus 

The big mammoth type creature Big Bird sees when he's on acid

no one but Big Bird can see snuffaluffagus cuz big birds always on acid.

snuffaluffagus by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

Snuffaluffagus 

The act of a man placing one's testicles over a woman's eyes and flopping his penis over her nose; resembling the bug-eyed character from Sesame Street.

Christie was passed out on the couch, and I gave her a snuffaluffagus. Her eyelashes tickled my balls.

Snuffaluffagus by Feed me a stray cat September 25, 2010

Snuffaluffagus 

A big fluffy elephant thing thats really awesome

The thing off of sesame street

Snuffaluffagus by Punkchick May 12, 2003

Snuffalufagus 

1. A cute creature with a large floppy nose from the television show Sesame Street

2. A limp penis with a very large foreskin, resembling a Snuffalufagus' large nose.

1. Isn't that cute
2. That thing is hideous, yet... still kind of cute in a sick kind of way

Snuffalufagus by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004