n. A condition experienced by television and video entertainment viewers when faced with an overwhelming amount of programming and/or content which they must search through to find something to watch. In acute cases, subjects will experience significant discomfort and may begin the search for alternative entertainment platforms.
“I was so showverloaded last night, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a 30-minute show to watch.”
“Mary decided to avoid showverload, and read a book.”
"I experienced the worst showverload of my life last night, after spending 20 minutes trying to find a movie to watch with my husband. The cure was a good old game of scrabble."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).