Snowned 

1) When one is incapable of doing what they planned to do due to snow.
2) When one gets hit in the face with a snowball.

1) Jack: Lets go play basketball
John: We can't... it's snowing
Bob: HAHA SNOWNED!
2) SNOWNED!

Snowned by Poopodactyl December 9, 2008

Snowned 

When you are officially too stoned to be able to pronounce it. The last stage after "wankered" and before "monged"

"Pluck me I'm snowned"

Snowned by Poppa Cox October 17, 2011

snowned 

Getting owned or pwned by a snowstorm.

I got snowned by the huge blizzard this week when I got stuck at the airport for 14 hours.

snowned by ddsanchez February 22, 2011

Snowed 

Medical slang term for when a person has reached a level of drug intoxication that greatly alters their level of conciousness, usually only orietend to themselves.

Why is that patient laughing at the wall? The nurse snowed him out with morphine. He won't be feeling anything for awhile.

Snowed by Romulancloak October 14, 2016

Jon Snowed 

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.

Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE

Jon Snowed by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 4, 2015

snowed under 

Have too much work to do

I want to leave work on time today, but I can't because I'm snowed under.

snowed under by MC Tunes January 3, 2008

slowned 

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

slowned by Ed Crane July 1, 2005